So My Namibian Sister Tried To Teach Me How To Twerk
I love Hilma She’s so tiny, I’m sure if you try really hard, you can fit her in your pocket. Like I said, she’s tiny. But she’s also a ball of feist- the whole dynamite in small packages thing was probably written about her. So…
The Theory of Evolution
So my sister and I are watching Survivor this one Saturday. It’s a lazy day and we are lazy people so we’re totally in our element. We don’t even like Survivor but again, it’s a lazy day and we are lazy people so it’s all…
Three Cheers For The 4 Okay Decisions I Made at 23
I make terrible choices. I am not about to find a philosophy to justify them-I just really make really really bad choices. One day I will have Tyron guest blog here and he will tell you about the time I well near dated an alcoholic….
To All The Dogs I Have Loved Before (Relax, I Mean Actual Dogs)
Shumba taught me that loyalty was earned. Rasco showed me how people need dogs as much as they need us if not more. Rambo taught me tolerance. Tiger taught me responsibilty. Fluffy taught me unconditional love. Pookerish teaches me how a lady behaves , trust me she’s got on lock, she even walks fancy and Chubbs teaches me patience-did I tell you he put his paws all over my sister’s BAA outfit? Yeah he did that.
Again with the fat stuff Nkosi???
God made me darn cute and I say this very confidently. He gave me giant eyes and pinchable cheeks, which means I will look 15 until I am 70 then from there I will look like a black Betty White which is pretty cool because Betty White is super cute.
The Sixth Stage casually known as “WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K AM I DOING?”
I don’t like to talk about things that I don’t know. It would be wrong and pretentious of me to assume that my imagination (which is a pretty kickass imagination by the way) could understand more of a situation than someone who has lived through…
The Bucket List (Or Signs of a Mid-Life Crisis…I’m Not Sure)
So short and unpromised and unguaranteed as life is, should I be lucky enough to for the next 365 days, here is a list of things I promise to at least try to do